No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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