love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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