He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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