yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I think my fart just growled at me.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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