we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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