What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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