please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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