I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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