cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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