I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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