i don't plan on having that self control this summer
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I need moral support for this bender
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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