dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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