please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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