3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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