Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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