It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You can't special order awesome
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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