So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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