his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm passing your future prison.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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