In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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