Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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