Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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