Swine flu. Run for my life!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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