And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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