im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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