Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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