some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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