She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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