I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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