If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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