So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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