so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So many bounce houses so little time
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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