She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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