Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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