I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
i am craving dick and cupcakes
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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