Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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