He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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