dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
This is my gift to your gina
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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