Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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