Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
That accounts for only three of the penises
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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