I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
So squirting runs in the family.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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