Fuck appropriateness.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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