What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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