I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
