i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
should my penis look like a turkey
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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