sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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