Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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