I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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