How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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