Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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