your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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