Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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