I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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