Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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